Wardrobe Update

An occasional obsession for spurts of a few days has been wearing underwear on his head as a mask (pulled down so he is peeking with one eye through the leg hole). Of course one day last week, he insisted on wear them to school because he was a superhero and that was his mask. Luckily they are clean underwear. I am pretty sure Allen would have been horrified, but I figured what harm could it be, I'm sure he'll take them off at some point. They thought he was hilarious and much to my surprise he was still wearing them when I picked him up at the end of the day.

Then another day last week he insisted on wearing "sock-hands" another mini obsession where he wears exactly what is sounds like - a pair of socks on his hands like mittens. These are his "spider-man gloves". Again, he wore them most of the day; only taking them off to eat. Not because it was difficult, but because they might get dirty.

And then the icing on the cake was this wonderful holiday weekend. We started Thursday morning not wanting any clothes and Allen found a pair of black pants and convinced him they were black spider-man/venom pants so he was thrilled. The trouble- no matching shirt. Allen tried a black shirt which said "Elmo is my Homeboy" to which Gavin cried, "That's not a venom shirt, that is my homeboy shirt. I don't want my homeboy shirt." So he figured he didn't need a shirt and would be like the one 5 second scene in spiderman where Peter Park has no shirt on (how he has latched on to that scene, I don't know). I told him he had to wear a shirt to thanksgiving (to which he replied over and over again that he would not get cold-obviously totally unaware of the social niceties we all play especially when extended family is around) and agreed to wear a zip up jacket as a compromise. What jacket does he grab- a puffy royal blue vest (clearly not serving my purpose of looking "normal" let alone not having sleeves to stay warm). Not exactly what I had in mind! After much "discussion" we convinced him to switch to something else and wore it zipped up all day - no one really could tell that he was not wearing a shirt underneath it.

What did he find while at my parents - Mimi and Poppy, but the pair of black knee high hose my mother had taken off after a long day of cooking and being the hostess. He couldn't be more pleased because now he had a pair of black spider-man/venom GLOVES! They might have been alittle stinking, but he was thrilled and insisted on the one's Mimi wore and not a clean pair to come home. Then for the entire next day, he wore "Mimi's gloves" a lot of the day.

(knee high hose on his hands)

Saturday, also insisting on still wearing his venom pants we at least convinced him to wear a solid black shirt as a venom shirt, but he wanted desperately to be outside without a jacket so you could see his venom "costume". So we put a second black shirt (the "homeboy" shirt underneath). This worked, but later in the day, he decided to be regular spider-man and put his Halloween suite on (which we wear almost daily).

In my attempt to convince him to take off the outfit I found a new shirt he had not wore with a robot or car or something on it. He was excited and immediately put it on over his spider-man suite. Now, let me remind you that he is wearing two black shirts, a spider-man suite, venom pants and now a new forth shirt (feels alittle like the 12 days of christmas). How is this child not burning up. Luckily-no plans for going out into public, so who cares.

Sunday I told him we had to take some of these clothes off, he was clearly getting hot, rolling them up etc. What did he find and want to wear? A pair of blue swimming trucks with bugs all over them and you guessed it NO shirt. Talk about one extreme to the other. Oh and don't forget Mimi's socks /knee high hose on his arms.

This morning, I said he could wear his bug pants (which he really wanted to show his friends at school). If he wore a pair of pants underneath because it was cold. So he went to school in a red striped shirt, blue swimming trucks with blue pajama pants underneath and Mimi's hose on his hands. They have to think we are NUTS!

I am learning to chose my battles and honestly, who cares if he matches right now. It does, however make for some interesting pictures. I'll try to post some soon.